Bathtub

The other day I was driving down Virginia Street in Reno. For some reason I turned my head and stared at one of those old sketchy stores  – because traffic was so dysfunctional I had time to crochet a sweater for my dog. He was grateful and ate it immediately. Anyway, there was a bunch of old bathtubs laying around in front of this Virginia Street shop. I wondered, wouldn’t it be great to attach some wheels to one, get a long stick with a rubber foot on the end, like the ones they sell in the Halloween stores during October, and row the bathtub down down the street. Maybe install some pillows with tassels for seating comfort, and a sign on the side, “Ride Share Vehicle”.  The only problem is registering it with the DMV. Depending on the age of the bathtub maybe it could qualify as a classic vehicle.